Tumblr told me that I have had my blog for 6 years now.
1. Thank you to anyone who has been following me that long.
2. Thank you to anyone that follows me, because they like me.
3. Thank you to anyone that isn’t just following me in the hope that I will follow them, and plans on unfollowing me tomorrow if I’m not following them back.
4. Thank you to all my hairy man lover followers, be you men or women.
5. Thank you to David Karp for not kicking me off Tumblr after I gave a drunken acceptance speech when I apparently hadn’t won anything, at the first and last Tumblr Film Festival.
6. Thank you to all the people at Tumblr and not there anymore who have put up with me being one of the best-worst things ever to happen to the platform.
7. Thank you to anyone that reblogs my stuff.
There you go, six thank yous for six years, and one extra for good luck.